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Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Hansel and Gretal

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Phew, that was close."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

"Someone to see you!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Tess of the Dirigibles

'We should have removed that sign.'

The Month of June

Doughnut Criminals

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"No, let down your hair!"

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Mermaid parachuting.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

A tortoise in love with a cat

"Ground score!"

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.