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Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Hansel and Gretal

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Phew, that was close."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"Someone to see you!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

The Month of June

Doughnut Criminals

Tess of the Dirigibles

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Mermaid parachuting.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"Ground score!"

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"No, let down your hair!"

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.