Grim Satire Lover Pillows

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Delta and Omicron Race

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Covid Boarding Pass

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"I've got nothing on for the next few months, do you fancy sex?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

The Last Powerpoint

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Grim Warning

Grim Reaper in trainers.

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'