Grim Satire Lover Gifts

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Hi again

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Covid Boarding Pass

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"That wasn't very funny!"

"I've got nothing on for the next few months, do you fancy sex?"

"You took your time!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

Grim Reaper in trainers.

Grim Warning