Gridiron Conjurers Gifts

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Stop the big guy!

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Healthy Witch Digest

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?