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Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

My Cauldron Rules

Stop the big guy!

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"She works best in hex mode."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Healthy Witch Digest