Greenhouse Aficionado Gifts

"You give up too easily, dear."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Bird Torture.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"What are you in for?"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.