Office Greenhouse Enthusiast Gifts

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

The original paperless office

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Free-range C.E.O.s

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Arctic Hothouse

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

Venus Fly Trap

'it's the field office.'

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"You give up too easily, dear."

You had me at succulents!

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Slam!

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"Smathers is missing again? Shake his Fica tree."