Greenhouse Aficionado Pillows

"You give up too easily, dear."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Bird Torture.

Cats and gardens.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'