Green Aficionado Pillows

Golfer Snooker.

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

An Unexpected Guest.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Taking it easy

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Shellfie

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Not to mention the park view."

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Kangeroo and joey

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."