Green Aficionado Prints

Golfer Snooker.

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

An Unexpected Guest.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

I guess she had other plans for you.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Taking it easy

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Shellfie

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Kangeroo and joey

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.