Green Enthusiast With A Twist Pillows

Cactus Huggers

'Our new 'green' fund invests in companies that pay lots of cold, hard cash dividends.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Honest Vending

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."