Green Enthusiast With A Twist Pillows

Cactus Huggers

'Our new 'green' fund invests in companies that pay lots of cold, hard cash dividends.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Honest Vending

Sale! Weed Whackers

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

"Not to mention the park view."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.