Green-thumbed Convict T-Shirts

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

You will always find a spot to garden

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"Smile if you're guilty!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Protecting the green

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Teddy is growing tomatoes from one of those stupid upside-down buckets. My Teddy? You're usually not interested in horticulture. What's up? These things are cool! No staking or weeding. Yes, but what do they yield? A full summer of annoying my sister. Odd. Their literature doesn't promo that.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

'I got your sentence reduced from tar and feathers to molasses and confetti!'

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

'I don't know what happened to the prize lettuces this year.'

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

A Flower is about to executed by Secateurs

"I'm trying to acquire a taste for weeds. It's the only thing that seems to grow in our garden. If I can't beat them, I might as well join them."