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'Shouldn't we be using a bio-degradable carrier bag?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

COP26

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

The big pause

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'