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'Shouldn't we be using a bio-degradable carrier bag?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Mother nature takes her course.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

COP26

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The big pause

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."