Eco-conscious Gangster T-Shirts

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"We've made a few changes."

"Nope. No fish."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

There's no real oil emergency...

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.