Eco-conscious Rebel T-Shirts

Survey result: the average American can identify fewer than ten plants.

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

EXXON EXTINCTION

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Australian punk

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Surly Yoof

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Home Heating Oil

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

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