Environmental Rebel Admirer T-Shirts

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Water company bonus.

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Climate Change

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

The unforgiving tree

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.