Eco-conscious Rebel Pillows

Survey result: the average American can identify fewer than ten plants.

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Tough Teddies

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Australian punk

There's no real oil emergency...

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

The Surly Yoof

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Home Heating Oil

COP26 GLASGOW

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.