Eco-conscious Mobster T-Shirts

"I feel guilty about this, Nicky. We really should be composting."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

COP26 GLASGOW

Tree funeral.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Food Pyramid.

Climate Catastrophism

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"