Environmental Mobsters T-Shirts

Environmentally Friendly Mafioso.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Selfie Stick

Mobsters at the Beach

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

The Clown Hit

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Welsh water sewage

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Earth Reset Button.

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

COP26

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'