Environmental Mobsters Pillows

Environmentally Friendly Mafioso.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Selfie Stick

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

He loves the water.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Welsh water sewage

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

The Clown Hit

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Earth Reset Button.

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

COP26

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

Prison Ships