Eco-conscious Gangster Prints

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

'Is it organic?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"We've made a few changes."

There's no real oil emergency...

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Nope. No fish."

EXXON EXTINCTION