Green-thumbed Convict Pillows

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

You will always find a spot to garden

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Protecting the green

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

'I got your sentence reduced from tar and feathers to molasses and confetti!'

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

'I don't know what happened to the prize lettuces this year.'

A Flower is about to executed by Secateurs

'Garden insects? Look under consumer groups.'

"I'm trying to acquire a taste for weeds. It's the only thing that seems to grow in our garden. If I can't beat them, I might as well join them."