Crafty Convict Pillows

"I saw it on Martha Stewart Living."

Prisoner still life painting.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

'Well, that's what we get for listening to reason.'

The Grim Reaper's Robe

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

'I tried to get you into one of those country club prisons but you were rejected by the inmate membership committee.'

X-tra Large Pipe Cleaners.

"Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen. . . He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!"

"I feel guilty about this, Nicky. We really should be composting."

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

'I fell in love with his domain name.'

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

Christmas in prison.

A break from prison

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

A white collar criminal's first day. I'm new here. How much do we tip the guards?