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'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Mulch madness"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."