Green Thumb Gurus Gifts

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

How come top soil isn't dirt cheat?

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

A psychic mows the lawn.

Even garden plants like to visit.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"This donation to the garden club is generous, could you clarify if it is annual or perennial?"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."