Green Thumb Advocate Gifts

"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Ooo, honey look! On board recycling!'

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

Garden.