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"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Ooo, honey look! On board recycling!'

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Cat Nip.

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Garden.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Steamed vegetables."