Green Thumb Skeptic Gifts

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

Prize vegetables.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'