Green Thumb In Denial Gifts

"His grass really is greener!"

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Mulch madness"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Gardener

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'