Green Thumb In Denial Mugs

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

"His grass really is greener!"

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Mulch madness"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Tree collapse...