Green Thumb Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your green thumb philosopher? Explore unique items that blend horticulture and wisdom—perfect for sparking thoughtful conversations or brightening their gardening space. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find the ideal way to honor their love of growth and ideas.

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'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.' mockup

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

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Green lawns,,,Brown waters,

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"Do you have to carbon offset every time you boil the kettle?"

"Do you have to carbon offset every time you boil the kettle?" mockup

"Do you have to carbon offset every time you boil the kettle?"

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"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast." mockup

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

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Prize vegetables.

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The Busy Gardener

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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..." mockup

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

What are you giving Mother Earth this year? mockup

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

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'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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Deforestation.

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"Even the waiters here are organic." mockup

"Even the waiters here are organic."

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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos." mockup

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

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Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping.... mockup

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

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Allotment

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!" mockup

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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"First time pruning?"

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Doing the borders.

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Gardener

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Cat Nip.

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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam. mockup

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

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'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.' mockup

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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Horti-Culture

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Yardless: Please help

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Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!' mockup

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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Garden Goddess.

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Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish mockup

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

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Garden.

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Green Thumb Philosopher Gifts Collection

Green Thumb Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs, perfect for green thumb philosophers who love starting their day with a splash of wit and wisdom.

Green Thumb Philosopher Pillows

Check out our pillows featuring botanical and philosophical designs—great for cozying up with a book or enjoying a moment of reflection.

Green Thumb Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that combine art and wisdom, perfect for adorning the space of a thoughtful plant lover.

Green Thumb Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover humorous and thoughtful t-shirts that bring a smile to gardening enthusiasts who enjoy adding a clever twist to their wardrobe.