Green Thumb Gurus Prints

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

How come top soil isn't dirt cheat?

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

A psychic mows the lawn.

Even garden plants like to visit.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"This donation to the garden club is generous, could you clarify if it is annual or perennial?"

"Thanks to Rishi's rebate, our 'leccy bill won't be getting as high as we will."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Cat Nip.

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

Gardener

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"