Green Gourmet Seeker Gifts

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

I wish I'd had the review.

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."