Green-thumbed Gourmet Gifts

"So far in your home grown plant-based meal I've found 5 beetles and a worm."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The Music Seed

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Stuffing the turkey.

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Salvador Deli

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Gardeners

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'You wish, Timmy.'

I love Sprouts

Protecting the green

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.