Green-fingered Genius T-Shirts

You will always find a spot to garden

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Allotment

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

Okay, dig that one up!

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Gardening

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Clown watering his flowers.

Luther Burbank

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

"Mmm...interactive."

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

Champion gardener.

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'That plant food really works!'

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

"You could at least look at me when I'm talking to you"

Battery powered car