Green Fingered Enthusiast T-Shirts

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Prize vegetables.

Nature versus commerce.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."