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"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"What about the five that fell through?"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

The Mafia Goes Green.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

World Meat Consumptiom

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

'Just because we're green doesn't mean we're green.'

"Here's your gift. It's made from 100% recycled materials."