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"I had a feeling you'd appreciate the PTFE and PFOA-free non-stick, ceramic coating."

"Of course it's local food. I took it from our fridge."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Velvet Mesquite

Civilized Salmon

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Recycling bottle bank.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

The Authentic Christmas.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"We're making progress."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

World Meat Consumptiom

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"No dolphins where harmed in the preparation of this Tuna sandwich."