Green Bean Casserole Critic Gifts

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

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'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

French suppers.

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

'Get over it. Not all restaurants offer toy prizes.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"I don't know why your food is bad... everything was done right."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

This is a classic dish, that I've pulled apart, then reconstructed.

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

Down with Chicken Soup Books

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

"It's good practice between battles."

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"How long have we been married?"

'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

'Dear, are you still mad at me, or do we always eat okra casserole 4 nights a week?'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'