Green Bean Casserole Critic Pillows

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Vegetable Cook

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

French suppers.

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

'Get over it. Not all restaurants offer toy prizes.'

"I don't know why your food is bad... everything was done right."

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

This is a classic dish, that I've pulled apart, then reconstructed.

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

Down with Chicken Soup Books

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

"How long have we been married?"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

"It's good practice between battles."

'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

'Dear, are you still mad at me, or do we always eat okra casserole 4 nights a week?'

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'I'm not thankful for the squash casserole. I thought you were thankful for the squash casserole.'

'I'm cooking myself some beans for breakfast. Would anyone like one?'