Casserole Creator Extraordinaire Pillows

Vegetable Cook

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Canape?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

In the DNA Kitchen

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Sweet surprise.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Beauty and the Baste

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

French suppers.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Christmas pudcast"

She found baking helped enormously.

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'