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Vegetable Cook

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Canape?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

In the DNA Kitchen

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Sweet surprise.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Beauty and the Baste

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

She found baking helped enormously.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Christmas pudcast"

French suppers.

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Swiss Kitchen

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."