Casserole Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Dear, are you still mad at me, or do we always eat okra casserole 4 nights a week?'

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I come here for the pepper."

Full English Breakfast.

Cheese

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Baking

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Regular service or affected?"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'