Greek Classics Fan Pillows

Minotaur

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Iliadette.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"This should be interesting...."

Another wedding

"Helen?"