Fan Of Greek Legends Pillows

'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Iliadette.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I miss the Augean stables."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'Don't even think about it!'

Eurydice in prison

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

The Mother Of Damocles

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

"It gets easier the second time."