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'The 300 Spartans arrived... and blocked the legislation.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

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"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

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PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

Jason and the Argonauts.

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"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Tourists visiting Greek temple ruins

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ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Poor thing - she's muse to a TV soap writer.'

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

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"I gave up the honest-man bit, and now I'm looking for someone with a little venture capital."

"Hi honey, I'm Homer!"

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Accusing Zeus.