Greece Aficionado Gifts

'The 300 Spartans arrived... and blocked the legislation.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

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Syriza

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Jason and the Argonauts.

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Tourists visiting Greek temple ruins

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Poor thing - she's muse to a TV soap writer.'

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

"Hi honey, I'm Homer!"

Toga wearhouse.

"I gave up the honest-man bit, and now I'm looking for someone with a little venture capital."

Achooo

Accusing Zeus.

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'