Greek Classics Fan Gifts

Minotaur

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Iliadette.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

"Helen?"

'I'm tired of throwing lightning bolts. Do we have any water balloons?'