Greece Admirer Gifts

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Tourists visiting Greek temple ruins

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Euripides

A Real Pinata Surprise

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Diogenes and tourists

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Atlas holds up a football.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Narcissus

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

Syriza