Greece Admirer Mugs

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Tourists visiting Greek temple ruins

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

A Real Pinata Surprise

Euripides

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

Diogenes and tourists

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Atlas holds up a football.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

Narcissus

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.